This piece of work is a satire. Please read it in a lighter vein.
Stories splattered all over the social media and what came into us wasn’t a great scene. Right? People had been boisterous over a period about “automation” like they were knee-deep in the conversation and never been out of the book for even a second.
Wait… are you getting what we’re even discussing here? You don’t? Well, you must have been carried away with the cricket frenzy these days. Indeed, the Cricket World Cup 2019 held in England has brought enough chit-chat to the table.
Well, we were saying that a document bursting tool is being widely praised for its role and “natural incorporation” to the office for a smooth running. But, how are we supposed to believe that? Just because it “bursts” a PDF document into two or more doesn’t mean it is a versatile tool as proclaimed by many. That’s sanctimonious of the worst sorts.
If ever you have a document burster, you should be able to write up all of the emails automatically, send attractive emails to everybody, crack all the deals on the Internet, draw immense support and recognition from onlookers and clients alike. Apart from that, a mammoth return on investment would have hyphenated the positives. Unfortunately, this tool isn’t even an ounce of what is written above. What could be said about that? Such a vague exaggeration hasn’t been seen even in the last few decades.
Another popular complaint by a customer was that this document delivery tool hasn’t been proactive at all. For example, he had been looking for PDF circular on his computer, but this tool didn’t shout out where it is, whereas it has been clearly mentioned that it is a “document delivery tool” for business owners.
Later, his heated argument with the customer support did win him a place in the panel of intellectuals though. Indeed, this was the panel formed by none other than Detective Pikachu of the Pokemon fame. Rumors were heard that Ash Ketchum of Japan had guided on his insistence. However, no concrete news has been provided by the sources. Although the AP Press is working on it, the results are nowhere to be seen as of now.
In the latest turn of events, the Avengers team has been flown from the USA to learn what caused the document bursting in a suspicious way. Most of these new members opine that Thanos, the Titan could be living somewhere in between and planning a comeback to destroy the universe again. Even the notorious demigod Loki is said to be colluding with the ravaging titan’s force this time. Basically, team Avengers will rely on Pym particles to determine the involvement of Loki. Meanwhile, Thor has been faxed to be present at the office for some heavy lifting work impending upon the employees of a business.
Overall, you should know that the document bursting tool doesn’t have those supernatural powers it claims to have. So far, it has proven a dud except about sending 1000 of invoices in an hour and similar actions. This can’t be attributed as real work, can they?
Jesse Chris has started writing satire about document bursting tools because he thinks document burster has been overwhelming for a few business owners. Though he has been a prompt supporter of automated document delivery tools, he’s pretending now that it doesn’t perform a good job.